What is a funny wedding gift I could get my favorite teacher?
My english teacher just got married and she has a good sense of humor. What could I get her?
LOL, a basket of apples and an apple slicer 
A bottle of Aspirin: “The headache has only begun”
A first Christmas as Mr and Mrs ornament, only maybe you could decorate one yourself really tacky with a bridal veil and hat and stuff. If she has a quirk (like a love for cats or something) then capitalize on that by using it.
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Fred & Friends Freeze Handgun-Shaped Ice-Cube Tray $1.99 Fred & Friends Freeze! Handgun Ice Tray…. |
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Weddingstar The Love Pinch Bridal Couple Figurine, Caucasian Couple $21.29 Life is all about the little moments. Particularly those that no one knows about but you. This elegant couple takes romance – and fireworks – to a new level. Poised and elegant from the front, the back reveals a hidden little pinch – and a few extra “sparks”. Hand painted porcelain. The topper is one piece and measures 2 5/8″ X 2 5/8″ X 5 5/8″ H. Ships in 7-10 days…. |
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Weddingstar Picture Perfect Couple Figurine $23.50 Poised for a “”Picture Perfect”" portrait, this sweet couple will complement almost any cake design or color theme. Made of hand painted porcelain it is a high quality figurine that can be enjoyed as a keepsake for years after the wedding. The couple weighs 0.55 lbs and is 3.75 long, 4.75 wide and 6.5 tall. Presently this cake topper is available with skin tones and hair colors only as shown and i… |
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Musicals Classics 50 Movie Pack Collection $9.20 Musical Classics 50 Movie MegaPack – Fabulous Dorseys Calendar Girl Sunny Swing Hostess Dixiana Palooka Glorifying the American Girl Check & Double Check Paradise in Harlem Duke is Tops Reet Petite & Gone Killer Diller Delightfully Dangerous Private Buckaroo Stage Door Canteen Career Girl Second Chorus Trocadero People Are Funny Doll Face Great Baggo Dancing Pirate Road Show Hi Diddle Diddle Rock… |
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Jewish Cello Masterpieces $9.50 A beautiful collection of great Jewish Music. Classics by Ernest Bloch and Max Bruch, mixed with rarely heard gems by Maurice Ravel, Zavel Zilberts, Jacob Wasilkovsky, and David Meyerowitz. “Wie Shlecht es is Ohn Gelt”, a Yiddish Theatre gem, is alone worth the price of admission for its mixture of pathos and humor. The songs by Zilberts are an important and beautiful part of the Jewish music lega… |
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